koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

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"Why is a porn blog following me"

Ancient tumblr user proverb (via tayelchapo)

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doucheboob:

Even if you totally fuck me over I’ll still be here if you need me

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